Fake Rothko I'm Ballin Poster Print: Luxury Parody Statement Wall Art
€19
Taxes included · From €19, 14 sizes
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Free US shipping · €5 EU & UK · €9 rest of the world
Secure checkout by Stripe · Printed on demand with archival pigment inks · Frame not included
The most self-aware painting in the room — Fake Gucci, Fake Louis, Fake Rothko, I'm Ballin. This contemporary art statement piece takes the Rothko colour field format and populates it with the best line about luxury, authenticity, and confidence that anyone has put on a canvas. For people who get it.
Which size fits this artwork
The artwork is portrait at close to 5:7. No standard size shares those proportions exactly, so the closest matches are listed first. Sizes are ranked below by how closely their shape matches the original.
| Size | Shape match | Price |
|---|---|---|
| 50 × 70 cm | Paper 2% taller in proportion | €45 |
| A3 — 29.7 × 42 cm | Paper 3% taller in proportion | €25 |
| A4 — 21 × 29.7 cm | Paper 3% taller in proportion | €19 |
| A2 — 42 × 59.4 cm | Paper 3% taller in proportion | €35 |
| A1 — 59.4 × 84.1 cm | Paper 3% taller in proportion | €49 |
Not sure how big to go? The poster size guide has every size in centimetres and inches, the two-thirds rule for sizing art above furniture, and the right height to hang it.
About this print
- Museum-quality matte paper — heavy 250gsm archival stock with a soft, gallery-grade finish and true, rich color.
- Archival pigment inks — fade-resistant Giclée printing made to look beautiful on your wall for years.
- Printed on demand — produced just for you, usually within 2–4 business days, at the print facility closest to you.
- Ships protected — rolled in a rigid tube (small sizes flat), tracked to your door. Free US shipping · €5 EU & UK · €9 rest of the world
- Fits standard frames — sized to easy-to-find frames; frame not included.
- Replacement guarantee — arrives damaged? Send a photo within 14 days and we reship free.
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